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Fashion And Pregnancy Can Indeed Go Together

Unless and until we've figured out a way to create totally artificial ones to create the super-brain babies capable of telekinesis that we all hope to have, it's still the case that women are going to need to become pregnant. And because they've agreed to propagate the species, they've also agreed to allow their formally-svelte bodies to turn into something else. Fortunately, they all know the secret; during pregnancy, use fashion to avoid being frumpy.

Guys are really advised to think on things for a few minutes. They should put down the Three Stooges DVD collection and think about how something as elegant as possible is today available even in maternity wear. Certainly, a woman will need a self-image boost after finding that Vera Wang has deserted her during her hour of need (and nine months of pregnancy).

Pregnancy and women go together, of course, and that's a good thing. But pregnancy can do things to a woman's body that may have her crying in frustration and even rage, which she'll soon take out on the man who made her that way, so all guys should understand that they're under great peril if they don't quickly learn that they need to be helping a woman and her pregnancy along.

It is highly advisable that the man who was graced with the consent of a woman to carry their child take her out on a serious shopping spree, if only to express undying gratitude that she lowered herself enough to become a mother to guys like us. If not, prepare to be hit over the head with a very large television remote control 6 or 7 million times.

Help her shop for that pair of leather brown boots she's always wanted. Go to work, earn some money, save it up (what a novel concept) and then accompany her to the three dozen shoe stores she's going to need to visit to find those boots. It'll be a very reasonable price, considering that she's now decided that she's willing to become twice her size all on a man's behalf.

Maybe finding something like a good-looking leather watch strap to go along with those very Bohemian-like boots will help get a man back on the 'A' list from which he was rudely erased after refusing to go for yet another gallon of strawberry ice cream and lox the week before last. Men should think tactically when it comes to women, pregnancy and clothing or fashion, not that they are really capable of doing so.

There's really nothing to helping a woman understand that being pregnant doesn't mean that being a frump is just around the corner. Tell her she's beautiful, wise, Goddess-like -- even after her pregnancy has caused her to swell up like a puffer fish -- and, above all else, be ready to spend a little money to help her find a few things to keep her from being frumpy.

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